Joseph's First Unders

When my mom potty trained me, she bribed me with 'silky unders'. I thought to myself, what is Joseph's equivalent to silky unders?...COWBOY UNDERS! Oh, whoops, they do not make toddler cowboy underpants. Enter the Iron-On Mama (me)...am I going to Mama Hell for ironing on "Mudflap Cowgirls" onto my son's skivvies? Needless to say, he loves them...I'll post the ones with the two horseshoes on the butt next time...or maybe the ones with Johnny Cash's mugshots.